May. 3rd, 2007

owly: (Default)
a couple of lessons for all you women! i just learnt them today!

got on the tram, this dude walked up to me and sat down and said hi. i said hi back.

BIG LESSON 1:
RETURNING A GREETING MEANS YOU WANT TO BE FUCKED.

he grabbed my hand and put it on his crotch. i froze. then i got off the tram, and this guy continued to follow me. he then put his hands on my arse, groped my arse and tried to hump me on swanston street

BIG LESSON 2:
GETTING OFF A TRAM MEANS YOU WANT TO BE FUCKED IN THE STREET.

and in true form, all i did was freeze. thanks post traumatic stress disorder! thanks for not protecting yourself when you were being dry humped by a shoeless man on swanston street. i bolted away, as much as a cripply piggly can. and i hid behind stone columns and trams. then, therapy. then charles took me to the tram in case the perp had followed me. he hadn't.

Profile

owly: (Default)
owly

August 2007

S M T W T F S
   1234
56789 1011
12131415161718
1920 2122232425
262728 293031 

Most Popular Tags

Page Summary